take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent
and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive."
President George W. Bush
Osama Bin Laden, Yasser Arafat, and Saddam Hussein, et. al.,
We are pleased to announce that we unequivocally accept your
challenge to an old-fashioned game of whoop-ass.
Now that we understand the rule that there are no rules, we look forward
to playing by them for the first time. Since this game is a winner-take-all,
we unfortunately are unable to invite you to join us at the victory celebration.
But rest assured that we will toast you-LITERALLY. While we will admit that
you are off to an impressive lead, it is however now our turn at the plate.
By the way, we will be playing on your court now.
The 270,000,000 citizens of the United States of America
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for what to do with Osama bin Laden:
him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades
to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, we should do neither. What
we SHOULD do is: Let the Delta Force or Navy Seals covertly capture him, fly
him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete
sex change operation. Then we return HER to Afghanistan.____
A POEM FOR BIN LADEN
Osama Bin Laden, your time is short;
We'd rather you die, than come to court.
Why are you hiding if it was in God's name?
Your just a punk with a turban; a pathetic shame.
I have a question, about your theory and laws;
"How come you never die for the cause?"
Is it because you're a coward who counts on others?
Well here in America, we stand by our brothers.
As is usual, you failed in your mission;
If you expected pure chaos, you can keep on wishin'
Americans are now focused and stronger than ever;
Your death has become our next endeavor.
What you tried to kill, doesn't live in our walls;
It's not in buildings or shopping malls.
If all of our structures came crashing down;
It would still be there, safe and sound.
Because pride and courage can't be destroyed;
Even if the towers leave a deep void.
We'll band together and fill the holes
We'll bury our dead and bless their souls.
But then our energy will focus on you;
And you'll feel the wrath of the Red, White and Blue.
So slither and hide like a snake in the grass;
Because America's coming to kick your ass!!!
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THIS IS A REAL GOOD SET OF HAPPENINGS TO PONDER!
After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, which killed six and injured 1,000,
President Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and
After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S. military personnel,
Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed 19 and
injured 200 U.S. military personnel, Clinton promised that those responsible
would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa, which killed 224 and
injured 5,000, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down
After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured 3 U.S.
sailors, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and
Had Clinton kept his promises, an estimated 7,000 people might be alive today.
An interesting question:
This question was raised on a Philly radio call-in show. Without casting
stones, it is a legitimate question. There are two men, both extremely wealthy.
One develops relatively cheap software and gives hundreds of millions of dollars
to charity. The other sponsors terrorism.That being the case, why is it that
the US government has spent more money chasing down Bill Gates over the past
ten years than Osama bin Laden?It is a strange turn of events. Hillary gets
$8 Million for her forthcoming memoir. Bill gets about $12 Million for his
memoir. This from two people who have spent the past 8 years being unable
to recall anything about past events!